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Author Topic: "The Art of Sleeping With" -- the Sex Essay  (Read 1626 times)
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« on: December 20, 2008, 03:22:40 PM »

I keep forgetting to post these...

So, during BCEFA they often sell strange and random things (understudy pads? really?) to make money, and this time around, they sold ... sex essays! So, if you've ever wondered what exactly is in that "depraved and atheistic document", have a look:







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« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2008, 03:26:00 PM »

haha oh my god!  that's so funny!
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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2008, 03:27:58 PM »

LMAO. That is so funny.
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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2008, 03:28:22 PM »

Ha! "DAS BABY" is my favourite notation.
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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2008, 03:40:57 PM »

I have one!!  it has a special place on my bookshelf with the souveneir program.  Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2008, 03:49:37 PM »

hahahahah the Das Baby made me laugh Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2008, 04:39:52 PM »

"Veiner Schnitzel" is my favorite part of that haha
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« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2008, 04:41:55 PM »

I love the "Das Eich Bein Ein Berliner", though I'd imagine most of you don't get the joke.
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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2008, 04:44:21 PM »

"Das Eich Bein Ein Berliner"...I am a Berliner/I am a jelly donut, no?
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« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2008, 04:45:44 PM »

Heh. I get the joke, and I did have a good chuckle. I love it when propmasters have fun with their work. Cheesy

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« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2008, 04:47:42 PM »

It's nice to know that today's youth is not completely ignorant of history. Wink

(okay, since we're obviously going to go into a discussion tangent, I split this off from the photos thread)
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« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2008, 05:03:58 PM »

I suspect I'm a bit older than the average poster here, but I do hope embarrassing moments in presidential history are being taught in schools today. Just think of all the new material they can add to the curriculum thanks to Bush! Wink

In the third picture, can you make out what is listed as #3? I can see "pussy" (er, so to speak), but what's the rest of it?

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« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2008, 05:06:46 PM »

could someone translate it? I don't speak german. haha
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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2008, 05:29:25 PM »

I've always wanted to take mine with me on stage and pull it out (so to speak) during TM.
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« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2008, 05:29:56 PM »

that would be awesome, haha
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« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2008, 06:39:16 PM »

LOL! Thanks for posting.
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« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2008, 06:40:54 PM »

Are they still selling them!?
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« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2008, 07:03:22 PM »

I think it was only for BCEFA and that's done now
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« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2008, 07:07:24 PM »

Ugh, that sucks, maybe they'll sell them at closing night XD
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« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2008, 07:14:23 PM »

I'm actually going tomorrow so I'll ask at the theater. I'd love one as well
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« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2008, 07:19:59 PM »

They only had a few, and they sold out really fast. I doubt they'll be selling more.
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« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2008, 08:11:49 PM »

HAHA

This is hilarious, I love it.
Thanks for sharing!
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« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2008, 08:29:15 PM »

Haha awesome! Thank you so much for posting Smiley
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« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2008, 09:05:09 PM »

wow.  i clearly went on a lame day, since i have understudy pads to show for it!
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« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2008, 12:47:49 AM »

It's nice to know that today's youth is not completely ignorant of history. Wink

(okay, since we're obviously going to go into a discussion tangent, I split this off from the photos thread)

Haha, well, I went to Germany last year. Must've absorbed SOME knowledge!
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